Shag, Marry and Cliff...

[maleghasty]

Thanks go to misspotsitt for these three, but first; here are the "rules":

1) Comment to this and I will give you three people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I gave you.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

Orson Welles
Shag - C'mon, you wouldn't!??! Look at him, he's gorgeous __and__ he was so talented; on might say brilliant. He's only not "Marry" because I'm not sure I could sustain a longterm "thing" with a man...


Christina Hendricks (or "'Er what plays Joan on Mad Men")
Marry - Beautiful, talented, redhead - what's not to like? Seriously she __might__ be a horrible bitch in private, but based on her public persona I'd love to make a daily routine of making her happy and horny ;-)


Orlando Bloom
Throw him off a cliff - I don't hate him, but he stars in a film that is irreparably tied to a darker chapter in my life (Elizabethtown if you must know), and I have to pick one of the three to throw off a cliff and he has the least talent. Shame really, 'cos he is kinda hot ;-)

Comments

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

Don't cliff Orlando, my sister adores him! (Or if you do say which cliff so she can get there pronto and stand at the bottom with one of those giant fireman landing net things!)

But understandable if there are associations.

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Are you here for some names at all..?

Jeremy Paxman
Billy Crudup
David Caruso

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

I want to marry Jeremy Paxman and David Caruso! But if it came to it Jezza would win my heart. I'd never heard of Billy Crudup, so I guess he gets cliffed by default anyway.

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Pictures! (Why do you think I gave you these people *wink*?) Good choices btw... Have you seen the movie of Watchmen? Billy Crudup played Dr. Manhattan... Blue WIlly!

[spangle-kitten.livejournal.com]

Better...youtube clips:

Horatio...mmmm...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS7c21jOnI

Jeremy...(I did date a guy called Jeremy once who was a complete knob, so he may to change his name if he marries me)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHsWPQP7qj8

I still can't place the Billy Guy, even after an IMDB search, but then I've hardly seen any of the films he's in. Guess he's sort of cute, but not the sort of chap I go for.

But so he doesn't feel left out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAshZgEL0iw

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Also; Beachy Head

[delvy.livejournal.com]

hmmmm minxy

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know *swoon*

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was simply third - by no means hated ;-)

Hmmm...

Ralph Fiennes
Ranulph Fiennes
Hugh Laurie

Enjoy!

[littleonionz.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in* Orlando is waaaaay to skinny and small, little baby jesus boychild, but going on his acting prowess odds are he always has wood. *sneaks off again*

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

RotFL

*applause*

I still think he's pretty though...

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what ball gags are for?

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT WORTHY! *bows repeatedly*

[delvy.livejournal.com]

for comedy effect

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Christina Ricci
Callista Flockhart
Jenna Jameson

[sister-savage.livejournal.com]

Haha, no, I wouldn't shag Welles, but it's awesome to know you would. :-)

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Thanks very much - I think...

Want names..? In case you do...

Martin Shaw
Steve Martin
Billy Connoly

[sister-savage.livejournal.com]

Oh tough ones! Ooh...what a sweet moment I shall now have pondering on "shag". Hee hee hee

Shag, Marry and Cliff...

[evilbun.livejournal.com]

gowan, do three for me! I'm usually not decisive enough for this kind of thing but I'll try!

Re: Shag, Marry and Cliff...

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

David Haye (British Heavyweight Boxer - Google him if you don't know who I mean)
Andy Murray
Victoria Pendleton

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

I'll go for it, but only if I can post links to photos rather than photos themselves as I am not very good.

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Sure you can...

Johnny Depp
Spike (from the Quireboys)
Anthony Stewart Head

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous pic of Mr Bloom, btw.

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah ;-)

[kathbad]

I am up for three names...

[maleghast.livejournal.com]

Jolly good! ;-)

Jensen Button
Sean Connery
Michael Praed

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

I'll go for another three. Greedy. :)